Recent Reviews:

“I’m thrilled that you would think of me.”

Being the ardent Sci-fi buff and Guy Pearce fan that I am, Lockout easily made my to-be-watched list. I wasn’t looking for anything profound or even particularly original; just some popcorn-munching fun with plenty of eye candy and shoot-’em-up action. Modest expectations, to be sure. But not modest enough for this less-than-stellar attempt at moviemaking.

Snow (played by Guy Pearce) is a former government agent wrongly accused of treason. An official pardon is within his grasp, however, if he can successfully execute one simple mission. Actually, it’s not so simple: his “job” is to rescue the U.S. President’s daughter (Maggie Grace) from MS1 – an outer space high-security prison where the inmates have taken over.

Snow’s response? “I’m thrilled that you would think of me.”

As evidenced by the premise, there’s really not much original here. Lockout (rated PG-13 for intense action violence and language) could be summarily described as Die Hard meets Escape From New York… in outer space. Murderous criminals. A rescue mission. A high body-count. A cynical anti-hero. And lots and lots of one-liners.

“I’ll never let go, Jack”

Let’s be honest: why would you go see a 3D version of a movie that’s already been released years prior? I’d say unless you don’t own a TV, are being pressured by a group of your peers, or are unequivocally bored out of your mind, there’s really no good argument for paying $10+ to see a movie you could buy on DVD for the same price. It was the trailer that sucked me in. While waiting for Tintin 3D to play on the big screen, they previewed Titanic. The grandeur of the boat and the endearing looks of Jack and Rose, coupled with the crescendo of Celine Dion’s “My Heart will Go on” intrigued me. Could it actually be worth my time (the movie is about 3 1/2 hours long) and my money to see a movie I’ve seen countless times before in theaters?

Titanic, first released in 1997 by director James Cameron, tells the unlikely love story of Jack Dawson and Rose Dewitt Bukater. Rose is sailing aboard the Titanic with her fiance Cal Hockley, while Jack wins his ticket with a lucky hand at poker. Through a fast-paced series of events (they only have 2 days), Rose and Jack fall in love, abandoning all stereotypes of the day. In the film, 101 year old Rose, now Rose Calvert, is retelling the tale to a group of acquisitive men, searching for the la coeur de la mer necklace they believe Rose can lead them to.

The Hunger Games (2012)

“Happy Hunger Games… and may the odds be ever in your favor.” The bigger they’re hyped, the harder they fall. Usually. But not this time. Brilliantly performed, written, and directed, The Hunger Games is triumphant moviemaking that manages to stand tall on its own two feet while paying faithful homage to its source material. Based [...]

Act of Valor (2012)

“If you’re not willing to give up everything, you’ve already lost.” Wouldn’t it be great if all of humanity’s conflicts could be resolved through a little friendly chit-chat? It’s nice thought – but that’s not how the world works. There are some enemies who can’t be reasoned with: men who make destruction their life’s purpose. [...]

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2011)

“I would find it because he wanted me to find it. I’d find it because it was the only way to stretch my eight minutes with him.” Some of the biggest criticism that this movie has received is that it is too sentimental, in that it forces your emotions. I don’t know what these critics [...]

The Woman in Black (2012)

“Daddy…who’s that lady?” Due to her apparent mental instability, Jennet’s son is taken from her, and placed under the care of her sister and brother-in-law. Jennet is furious but can do nothing. After her son drowns in the marsh, Jennet hangs herself. But is she gone? Not a chance. Arthur Kipps is a young lawyer [...]